i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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