I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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