is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The air was thick with penises
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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