1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
