Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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