I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So much rum. So many feels.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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