don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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