tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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