Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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