my mouth tastes like poor choices
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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