They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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