I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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