those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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