If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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