But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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