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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just forgot I was standing up.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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