Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
dude. I can hear the air.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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