you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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