So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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