I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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