i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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