I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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