Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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