My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish i was in the wii world.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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