i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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