Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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