You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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