Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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