Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize
