So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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