You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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