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Everything about him screamed your future.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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