i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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