I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
