i permit you to call me
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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