But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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