He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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