Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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