Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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