We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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