i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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