New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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