found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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