I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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