D3 body, D1 cock
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
