Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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