I'm really into asian looking animals
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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