I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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