I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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