I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Someone came in the potted fern
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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