and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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