She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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