her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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