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What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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