i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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