I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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