Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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